Is White Alright?

Now last night the two legs settled down to look at the two legs in their television box and I thought I might as well join them so I snuggled up on the settee and stretched out ready to be entertained. What an education I had.

Instead of the usual two legs playing football or hitting balls about they had this cat come in the box. He was quite handsome and I took a liking to him but then he broke the code of silence and spoke! He was French I think and he talked a lot. It seemed he was an outlaw and then he told his story and he was this orphan and left at a village orphanage and raised by a nice fat two leg lady who gave him some boots as a sign of honour. All sorts of things happened to him and I fell asleep through some of them and then he came back to the village as a hero and they said he had earned his boots as a sign of his honour and courage.

I looked down at my paws and realised I have these white boots - you've probably seen them in my pictures.

I asked Max and Sebastian if they thought that they were my boots of honour and they were rather rude to me - I thought that was a bit uncalled for.

So I have been wondering are my white boots the same as his boots or do white boots signify something else. No-one has ever explained this to me. And then how come Max and Sebastian have no boots at all?

There are so many questions to be asked.