We decided to have a pre-Olympics ball down our alley the other night. Well all the two legs have been having all these parties to celebrate all sorts of things so I said we felines must have something to introduce the inaugural feline Olympics. Sebastian said we could have a BBQ and get everyone to bring food and he would take charge of cooking it. I suspected he had other plans for the food so we said no to the BBQ especially as none of us are good at lighting fires.
Max liked the sound of a sleep over until he realised there would be other cats in the house and he thought again on that and offered to go on the sleep over himself. I think he was just being a bit miserable really. Then my sister Bluebelle came up with a fabulous idea. She said we should have a pre-Olympics ball.
I thought at first she was talking about a game of football and I am not very good at that. I tend to get caught up on the ball and end up rolling in the mud. The two legs say I am good at rolling in the mud and could easily play for the Portuguese team but I think they were just being funny besides the Portuguese team don't have any other cats in their team so I would look a bit silly and I don't speak Portuguese!
Bluebelle then explained a ball was what the two legs called a classy dance so that was fine. Max said he remembered some old dances from when he used to see the two legs climb into the television box and dance with different two legs and get voted on and some got fired from cannons and some flew across the world on strings. I said perhaps we should aim a bit lower and not go for all the gimmicks - maybe just have an honest dance. So we did.
We went down the alley and met up with a lot of other Olympians (so now I know we are going to have a good attendance at the games) and we danced for ages.
This is me dancing with Slinky Salena - she lives round the corner from me and she is quite a hot little dancer especially when we did a rumba!
Keep dancing!
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