Bits & Pieces

Now why is it when something goes wrong I am the first one to get the blame?

I( heard two legs say the other day that he was in a construction mood. That always frightens me. When two legs tries to construct something it usually ends in lots of shouting, doors slamming and workmen coming to the house to sort out what he was trying to do. Surprisingly the female two legs didn't seem too upset and said that he could use the dining room table.

Now that really is something. She gets a bit precious about that table when Max and Sebastian and I try our skating tricks on it she shouts at us and tells us to get off. We have to practice somewhere if we are to have any chance of success at the next inaugural feline winter Olympics. I was quite impressed with Max's double salco when he slid from one side of the table turned around and slid half way back. He only knocked a vase of flowers on the floor so that was worth a whole 8 points.

Oh yes two legs was constructing. Well he had been at it for hours and there was no shouting, no banging of doors and no bad language. I was so impressed I thought I would jump up and have a closer look and maybe even give him a hand - well a paw really but let's not split hairs.

I jumped up and forgot about the polish and did a complete 360 degree spin and slid across the table taking a half completed picture with me. To my surprise as it hit the floor it split into hundreds of little pieces. two legs was not amused.

There was much shouting, banging of doors and bad language. He is not constructing anything now!