Synchronised To Perfection

Having told you about two legs and his practicing for synchronised drowning I had a brilliant idea.

We were a couple of events short for the Feline Olympics so I thought why not have synchronised paw raising. I spoke to the committee (well actually it was Max but he quite likes being given a grander title - makes him feel more important so I humour him). He said fine so long as he didn't have to get wet because it would not do his "condition" and good if he got wet. I said I would find a partner and we could do the event as a demonstration event.

I wondered who would be up for laying on their back in a pool of water and raising their paws up and down in time with me. I went to see Louis. She said she was up for it so long as I didn't let her drown. We decided we would get our practice in in the bathroom wash basin. We are quite good at it and we will certainly look to have this as a regular event.

I asked Max to do some unofficial judging and he gave us three nines. I said the top mark was only 6 and he admitted he had got the score cards upside down. I don't trust his eyesight these days you know.