Not a Mere Cat

Now someone said I was a mere cat the other day and I should not be allowed to have all these excesses. I wish I knew what excesses they were talking about. I hardly ever have a mountain of tuna and I have never yet had too much cream that I could not drink it all. On the contrary I think I lead a frugal existence and am a naturally fit and agile specimen

As to being a meerkat I want it known now and forever more that there is no resemblance between us superior felines and the race of weird insurance sellers calling themselves meerkats. Have you ever seen felines stand on their back legs in a pack looking for predators? Of course you haven't and you never will. We felines are a breed apart there is no other being like us and we do not take kindly to comparisons.

The mention of meerkats in my presence brings me out in an itch and I am most unhappy with it.

Mind you old two legs went and spoke to that funny one in the red suit and got a stuffed one sent to him. (a stuffed meerkat not a stuffed red suit). It sits by the fireplace and I am waiting for them to light the fire so I can drag it along a bit and say bye bye to it!

There's just no COMPARISON!