I've told you before about Percy Pigeon and the way he tends to pooh when he's talking to you. Well the other day he went too far. I was having a nice laze in the afternoon sun with Sebastian and Max. Now when it's really warm the two legs put chairs in the garden which I think are for us to sit in but sometimes the two legs get grumpy and make us get out of them so they can sit in them. I think that's a bit unfair as we have to walk about all day unless we are sleeping.
Anyway this particular afternoon, I had bagged the comfortable one with all the cushions and Seb was on the hard one with one cushion. Max was a bit slow getting there so had to make do with the grass. I had said to Sebastian we ought to get two legs to put up and umbrella so that we wouldn't get sunburned but Seb just told me to keep quiet and enjoy the warmth.
I was doing that when Percy appeared on next door's roof and started telling us (and half the neighbourhood) about his latest adventures. Sebastian was listening with half an ear and his eyes were closing and I knew before long it would be a competition between Percy's high pitched squawking voice and Sebastian's deep throated, full blooded snores. No competition really Sebastian can drown out a jet airplane with hsi snoring.
Well Percy must have sensed this and flew down towards the feeding station and in doing so poohed right on my chair - Yuk!
That was it, we got the barbecue out and made sure Percy won't pooh on us again!
Only joking - we left it to two legs to clear up and went indoors to sleep on the beds!
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