This is Getting Boring

Now you know I am not one to complain ever but I think the time has come when my little voice needs to be heard.

I am always partial to a bit of tuna and cream if it is there. I have been known to tackle the odd Dreamie biscuit from time to time and you could never say I was a fussy eater. But enough is enough.

Whenever the two legs go out for a meal they always bring me and Max and Sebastian a little taster back. Now I am not sure whether they are being really thoughtful or tormenting us by telling us what they had and we didn't.

It is through these random gestures of kindness that I have learned about chicken tikka masala and venison in chocolate sauce. So well read (or should that be fed!) am I on these delicacies that I had said to Sebastian I would go inside the television box and do one of those programs on cookery where the chefs are always saying how lovely their food is and how easy it is to make. Not easy if you only have paws I can tell you!

But I digress - I am sorry but you do tend to distract me when I am telling you a story but then I have noticed before that humans are very good distractors but even better at being distracted. Back they came today from another day out all glowing from the sun and full of good humour and then I smelled it. I said to Sebastian we should lead a boycott and not touch it but my breath could have been saved. He was out of his bed faster than a speeding bullet and straight to the female two legs as she unwrapped the offering. Fish and chips again!

Now don't think me ungrateful but I think they could use a bit of imagination and bring something else home. I heard the cheffy two legs in the television box the other night talk about 5 birds in one. Now that's something we would like next time. Please???