In Search of a freak of Nature

I was having a chat with Max today and he said something that really made me sit up and listen. he mention this cat with nine tails and he said it used to go on ships in the olden days (I think that is when Max was a kitten like me) and apparently it used to punish naughty sailors.

Well you know how things make me think so I thought. And then I had this idea - I thought if I could find a cat with nine tails I could put it in an exhibition and charge two legs to come in and look at it and I could make my fortune and live happily ever after in mountains of tuna and ice cream.

I asked Max if he knew where the cat was and he said he had been told there was one in a museum that our carer had gone to way back. I thought if the cat had been on those ships and had spent time punishing naughty sailors it might not still be around and it certainly wouldn't like sitting in a stuffy museum all day when it had  been used to a life on the high seas. I often wonder if I should have been a ship's cat - I love to explore and I have good sea legs and two legs often says I am all at sea with my thoughts.

Anyway I decided that you out there would be more likely to know where the cat with nine tails is so I am offering a reward to anyone who tells me where it is. I shall come and lick you for half an hour and you can have free entry to my exhibition for one day!

I'm nothing if not generous.