Last night I had a very bad experience.
You see I slipped out the back door for what I thought was going to be a quick stroll round the garden and I met some old friends (well they aren't old as such - just that I have known them for some time) We wandered around a bit and we were having the odd bit of catnip. I know that will shock some of you readers, but I am partial to catnip and the vets say it doesn't do any harm if taken in moderation. Well mine said that when I threatened to scratch her if she didn't.
Well you know what it's like a heady night, the catnip dulling your senses, good company. Time drifted by and before I knew where I was I didn't know where I was! It came time to go our separate ways and I wandered off towards home and arrived at the back door. Normal procedure is to wait there until they see the Personal Detector Light come on and then they let me in. To my surprise the two legs had installed a cat flap for me and I just let myself in. It was nice to be in out of the chill of the night and I thought I ought to have a pee before I settled down for the night. In their hurry to install the cat flap they had obviously moved my litter tray and forgotten to replace it. I was miffed.
I was about to go outside again when a big ugly moggy came round the corner.
"What are you doing in my house?" we both uttered at once.
Slowly realization dawned. I was not in my own home. I had got into someone else's home and was about to spend the night there. Ugly Moggy didn't seem to be overjoyed at my presence and I made for the cat flap. It was a one way device - you could get in but not out!
I was trapped what could I do but scream and hope Ugly Moggy's two legs would come down and let me out.
have you ever been in that situation - I bet my friend Linda in Norfolk has and understands how I felt.
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