I am so sorry. It had never occurred to me before but I stand before you most days naked. How embarrassing that must be for you not to mention for me - even though I didn't know at the time. I am disappointed none of you mentioned it to me but that's life.
There I was laying down having my afternoon nap when bedlam broke out with the two legs.
"What can I wear tonight?" she asked in a plaintiff voice.
"Oh anything dear. You know you look good in anything!"
Now I know when he says that he really means he hasn't got a clue and probably cares even less, but I understand it is good psychology.
"I haven't got a thing to wear!" she cried and then it hit me.
"I haven't got a thing to wear!" well of course I haven't Even if I had I wouldn't have anywhere to put them.
"Well then you'll just have to go naked with all you bits on show!" he answered with a slight jokiness in his voice.
My Goodness "naked" - that's exactly how I have to go out every day and how I address you folks. "Having my bits on show" well I mean that is beyond the pale!
I am so sorry if I have offended your sensibilities with my nakedness. I shall get my personal shoppers to remedy the situation as soon as possible
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