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Hey my two legs have been put and about something rotten just lately. I here them all the time saying stuff like

"Shall we go to the theatre?" or "Shall we go to the restaurant?" or "There's a good comedian on in town - shall we go?"

Now far be it for anyone to say I am a party-pooper but I think all this gadding about and enjoying themselves tends to leave me and Max and Sebastian on our own too much. The other night they decided to off out for a meal and theatre and Max and I said "That's enough"

We decided to put on our own cabaret and invite in a  few of the neighbourhood friends of ours. Now I have explained before we have no cat door like some of the other cats (I think my two legs are too idle to cut a hole in the door to be honest with you). We have worked a way to open the window now and it is easy to get people in and out that way. It is also fun when they come home and turn to each other and say "Fancy leaving the window open I thought you were looking after that!"

Well we had a few of our friends in and we put on a series of acts. Max did a very passable dance routine in which he stumbled about a bit but it raised a laugh - I don't think he meant it too. Sebastian did a trick to see how many biscuits he could swallow in one go. We lost count when he got to 28 in his mouth. Bluebelle (that's my sister) did a very nice rendition of I'm For Ever Blowing Bubbles - she has a lovely voice and sings acapela when her junior personal shoppers aren't there to accompany her. Louis did a vanishing act which was very skillful.

I might tell you another joke from my act another day but I can't let all my material out or the act will fall flat