Under Cover

Have you noticed how cold it has gotten lately?

I know Max complains about the cold in Summer but these last few nights it has changed and I have been feeling the cold. I think it all started when the two legs decided to change time and said they were going to have an extra hour in bed and since then it has all gone wrong.

Last night I was in my chair as usual having a nap and dreaming of this magnificent mountain of tuna with a little topping of cream right at the peak. It reminded me of those snowy mountains you see in those films that my two legs keep in their television box.

I suddenly woke up and I felt as cold as that snow on the top of the mountain in mt dream - only that wasn't real snow it was cream and that wouldn't have been very cold but I think you understand what I am getting at. I was cold.

So I jumped on the bed and stood on old two legs' chest and asked him for a hot water bottle. Well at that time of day he is not most receptive and he just raised his hands from under the covers and made to stroke me. I have to admit his hands were nice and warm so I let him and then he gently turned me over and I thought OK I'll go with it and he put me on my back cradled in his arm - now that was warm.

I was quite liking this when he lifted the bed clothes and tucked them round me still in his arms. The heat flooded through me. I was about to nod off and go back to my mountain of tuna when I realised I was getting too hot so I had to wriggle free from arms and bed clothes and make my way back to my chair.

After about an hour it was cold again so I made my way back to old two legs and the process started again. I like it under the covers where he and my personal shopper go but I can't stay there very long like they do.

Maybe it's because they don't have my fur coat?