Now the two legs in ym house are getting all excited about the C word again. They are making lists of presents they have to buy for other two legs - and me and Max and Sebastian of course - and they are getting dates for when they have to send them to places far away. I think the places over the big sea have their C word on a different date otherwise they would have sunshine when it is supposed to be snowy.
I talked to Max about it but he just said the snow isn't good for his "condition" and he might go to a warmer climate for the Winter this year. Either that or he will get his personal shopper to acquire him some thermal under garments to keep his bits and pieces warm. I pointed out that he - like me - didn't have any but there is no reasoning with Max when he gets an idea in his head.
Anyway I thought I would help the two legs with all their wrapping up and I was doing fine apart form that sticky tape getting stuck to my fur all the time.
Then it happened. I was in a roll of brown paper ready to pounce out on somebody when I heard him say
"Quick seal it up and send him off!"
I tell you I was out of that paper faster than a speeding bullet and I was up on his legs with my claws fully outstretched. He gave such a yelp, I laughed myself silly
Teach him to think that he can send me anywhere. I go where I want to when I want with whom I want to. Let's be quite clear on that one!
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