Hey does anyone know where my personal shoppers can get some decent cat food?
I told you about those people at Sheba who don't cater for us youngsters. Well here's a thing. Since I have been getting out and about I've tasted some different things, but the personal shoppers say you can't get them in my kitten food flavours.
I was out the other day and I saw those white flutterbies and I leapt up to catch one and landed in the lavender bush where all those honey bees are. I didn't fall for old Percy's yarn about them tasting of honey this time but I did catch the flutterby. It tasted really nice; all sort of light and flaky with a bit of meatiness in the middle. I caught a couple but it hardly fills a growing lad like me.
"They don't make that flavour" came the reply when I asked my shoppers to get me some.
Then I was out and found some little ants scurrying about. Now if you bite into them quick they taste really nice - kind of salty and sharp. Mind if you aren't quick they actually bite the inside of your mouth and that's not too nice. Again when Ia sked for that they said....
"They don't make that flavour"
I can see I am going to have to write off to the big wigs at Felix or somewhere to get this sorted. Just thought I'd see if you guys have more professional personal shoppers than mine.
Got to go - just saw an earwig on the patio - haven't tasted one of they yet.
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