Haven't been too busy here lately coz it's all been a bit quiet. Sebastian was a bit off colour - he said it was the change in weather but I think it was because he ate all the fish my personal shopper got for us to share. I was a bit slow off the mark. I had been having a quiet morning while she cooked it. When she served it up she said it was hot and I tried a bit and burned my mouth. Sebastian said he had asbestos gullet (whatever that is) and he just gulped it all down.
Max came down from his bed to see what it was all about but by the time he got there it had all gone so he said he was going back to bed and I was on my own with Seb again. Seb gave a big belch and then said he felt a bit queasy with the change in weather and thought it best if he had a sleep.
I decided to go mountaineering for a change. The two legs pull these pieces of cloth over the sun when they want to be in the dark and I have to be in the dark with them. They are funny creatures because they pull this material over the sun and make it dark and then bring a big bright sun into the house by flicking a switch.
Anyway I went mountaineering like I said and climbed up this material to the narrow walkway at the top. I was walking across it for the second time when there was this funny crumbling noise and it all collapsed leaving me in a heap on the floor.
Last time it was just the material that ripped but this time the whole lot collapsed but I'm alright I didn't damage myself but the material doesn't hang there any more. They shouted at me and called me all sorts of names and then said I couldn't have any more fish. I couldn't tell them I hadn't had any in the first place and that Sebastian had had it all.
Anyway as usual I'm in trouble.
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