What A Week!

I haven't had a chance to see my tail this week. Seems the male two leg had a birthday and they have had other two legs in and been going out and I just haven't known where I was.

It seemed to be a bit of a special birthday and when I saw the cards I realised why - he was 9 years old. I mean that's pretty old isn't it. Anyway Max got all uppitty when I said that and said he was 10 years old and the two leg had been around since before then. He looked at the cards and said I was reading it upside down and he was actually 60! I told Max not to be such a plonker - I learned that word on a TV show the other week and I like it - Max didn't like it and hit me round the head.

I mean ahve you ever seen a 60 year old cat? Ridiculous isn't it so how could a two leg be 60. Anyhow it's all got a bit quieter now so I decided to have a bit of a rest. See you soon