I'm Being Stalked

No it's not a joke. Everywhere I go this cat follows me around. It's getting on my nerves a bit he's everywhere I am.

I went in the bedroom to have a rest and that comfortable duvet thing and as I walked in there he was. I don't know where he came from. He just appears by me.

I laid down and so did he. I went to wash my ears and so did he. I looked away and had a quick peep back and there he was looking at me. I tried to scare him off by hitting him with my paw but he just blocked it as if he were trying to do the same.

When I growl at him he opens his mouth and does the same. When I arch my back at him so does he. I thought it was Max playing games with me at first but then I saw him go over the fence at the end of the world and I nipped upstairs and my stalker was there again.

I am going to have to have a word with someone about it soon or I shall start to get a complex. If you see him at all can you ask him not to follow me.

I did get a picture of him the other day....