I was doing a bit of exercise this morning and I got up my fence and was looking at the two legs in the garden next door. He was cutting his grass and the two legs have told me never to go near that thing that makes all the noise in case it cut my leg off. Same as the one she uses indoors to suck all my toys up the spout. If I go near that I might get sucked up the spout and come out like a piece of spaghetti.
Anyway I was minding my own business looking at this two leg when he saw me and made a shooing noise. I wasn't going to go to toilet on his beans anyway. I'd just been on some rhubarb so there was no need for him to be rude to me.
I thought I'd nip up the other neighbours fence and see if I could acquire one of those leaf things that fall into my garden every so often and we chase round. well, I chase and two legs stands there wheeling it in a circle looking all smug with himself.
So I jumped over to the fence in question and leapt into the tree. Now the tree was some way from the fence but I'm quite agile. I got there and then realised there wasn't much even ground in the tree to hang onto. I climbed up a bit and that's when I thought I could touch the sky. I kept climbing and the sky kept moving away.
My two legs came out and was shouting at me to get down but I pretended I couldn't hear him. Then I got to the leaves and I tried to pull a couple off but they must have been glued on. So I had to come down empty handed and jump into two legs arms to get out of the tree - I felt a bit stupid doing that, but he seemed pleased.
Do you know what type of tree it is other than a tall one?
hee hee hee casper you really make me laugh xx
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