Max Is Cool

Hey there

I was out in the garden today and I've real;ly mastered climbing fences. I can be up and along the narrow balance beam before the two legs can catch me and lift me down.

I told you I went beyond the end of the world the other day; well today I got into a spot of bother. I went along the rail as usual and then I got to another garden. It was really weird - no grass and a big hole of water in one corner. Then I saw something glint in the water and again. It was fishes. I thought of my rumbling belly and eased my way down and edged nearer the water to see what it was. They were all orange coloured and I don't think they would have tasted as nice as those ones the lady two legs cooks. That's when I realised my difficulty. I was somewhere strange with those high fences all round me and didn't know which one to go up. I sort of whimpered to let someone know where I was and I could hear the male two legs way in the distance calling me. He didn't hear my whimpers.

Just then I heard a noise on the fence and Max came into view.

"Oi dopey, get up here and follow me!"

I did and he led me back to my home. He's OK is Max.