My Goodness It's Quiet Today

Yesterday I think there was a war. We had loads of people in the house and there was so much noise, Max and Sebastian went to their hideouts under the bed and stayed there all day. they didn't invite me so I got caught in the middle of the war zone. There were little two legs and big two legs everywhere. I went to the garage and tried to sleep in the back of the lawn mower but they were there too.

Never mind they were really nice two legs and they said nice things about me and I did pop in to see what they were doing from time to time. None of them gave me any of their food or drink which I thought was a bit mean and stingy.

They also had this big tent thing in the garden and it was great for climbing up. All the sides were netty and you could see through it and I chased loads of bees and flies up it.

None of my feathered mates were invited and Percy told me this morning there was no room for them to land anyway so they would have had to dive bomb the tent.

I was so tired after all the excitement I went to sleep and the lady two leg said I looked like the tiger skin rug she had always wanted. I'm keeping a close watch on my skin just in case